...What can I say?
As children we invariably chased the cat, threw a rock at the hornet's nest, kicked every ant pile, broke the neighbor's window, set our sister's hair on fire, teased the vicious dogs down the road, and, in the words of Rudyard Kipling, generally "tugged at the whiskers of death."
Why should we be any less obnoxious as adults? And more more to the point, why would this guy want anything to do with us?
They say that it is death to surprise a bear, but I say that you should think seriously before surprising anything elusive and hairy and five times your weight, with no regard for proper obnoxious human conduct.
